kagehiko-kirigiri:

Atention:
If you want Fanta, press Sprite. If you want Sprite, press Fanta. If you press Coke Zero, juice will come out

kagehiko-kirigiri:

Atention:

If you want Fanta, press Sprite. If you want Sprite, press Fanta. If you press Coke Zero, juice will come out

(via lorrettadicketownnl)


boldchick:

shamelessanus:

ethergawddess:

WHO DID THIS 

die


weak

boldchick:

shamelessanus:

ethergawddess:

WHO DID THIS 

die

weak

(via fergussonweblogxz)


racethewind10:

kayryn:

draelogor:

darkchocolateandtea:

fuckingconversations:

teamfreekickass:

spiffypop:

thebraveandmischievous:

housetohalf:

mysnarkasm:

When I grow up I want to be Ming-Na Wen.

She’s the voice of Mulan, as if she wasn’t amazing enough.

She broke it with her fingers. Not a fist, her fingers.

Girl is 50 years old.

FIFTY. YEARS. OLD.

fun fact: When you break things with your hands like that you have t break your fingers on purpose before so that they heal stronger. So basically this woman is so badass she broke her hands just to do this. 

You asshat, you’re making it sound like she snaps her fingers in half. 

Martial artists like Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee (and yes, fucking Ming-Na Wen, that beautiful badass) will build up their bone strength by repeatedly (and fairly gently) striking sand, gravel, wood and steel - this creates tons of microfractures in their bones (smaller than even a hairline fracture) so the bones will heal over again and make the bones stronger and denser with increased deposits of calcium. 

This has to be done over long-ass periods of time, so the bones have time to heal, and none of the fractures expand into actual breaks. 

Oh, and she’s doing precise-ass kicks in HIGH HEELS. 

she kicks ass like a coursing river

with all the force of a great typhoon

With all the strength of a raging fire

As adorable as the dark side of the moooooooon

(via jeannettehigginbotham)


spn-fandom-breathing-heavily:

westbor0baptistchurch:

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

image

not even risking that shit

(via adam-rikard)


Q
Being the awkward individual that I am my first kiss was when I fucked up with a double cheek kiss and ended up passionately kissing my mom's boss and freaking out so much that I accidentally lingered.
Anonymous
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unbadger:

senpaidave:

[AGGRESSIVELY ATTEMPTS TO GO TO BED]

(via postulation)


a-flying-emu:

bunniferbennett:

say it with me:

makeup is gender neutral

I whispered “makeup is gender neutral” out loud on the train and the guy next to me looked at me weird but then whispered “fuck yea” back

(via arthurwhit-lock)


Medicine through the eyes of a computer geek

My boyfriend: So what is that thing for? *pointing to cannula in my arm*
Me: Oh, it's a cannula. It's a tube that goes straight into my vein so they can just inject drugs & stuff into my system without having to constantly poke new holes into me with needles. They used it to get fluids into me last night. All the syringes and fluid bags just slot onto or into it.
My boyfriend: So...it's like a usb port for people?

L U C Y  H E A R T F I L I A ✿ 

(via mangetsus)